I have today found evidence to prove that BSN is in fact a special Ofsted secret agent, who has been working undercover in the IT department and is in the final stages of planting a C4 bomb in I2 which reportadly is denotated for explosion at the IT staff meeting on Friday.
Whe is frantically finding excuses for a very important 'discussion' tomorrow with another top-secret agent and future PM, the latest suggestion being he accidently drugged himself and has no recollection of the past 3 years, either that or he has a permanent hangover.
Will is burrowing a very deep tunnel out of his office taking only his IPhone and a giant lump of Worcester Edam with him. Reports suggest he tried to rape his PA (mistaking her for a man) before fleeing. A FBI team is investigating.
K is no longer ranting about the tough times she suffered in WW2, she apparently got hit by a memory charm earlier on today, removing all her memories, she only recollects two sentences, 'Dean, was that you?' and ' Jordan, I'm going to move you to Lamp's class in a minute'
And, finally Lamp is hibernating for the evening, after a strenous day at work in which she's been molested by a burger, argued with a rambling OAP (K) and admitted her affection at beating up students by throwing rocks at them.
This is the final volume of the chronicles and a poll is due to be set up, to ask whether you found these biopics beneficial. Any readers should take this page as a deeply held warning, drop IT before you can even start it.......
......or even better.....don't join the establishment at all.
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