Polo mints, who can dispute them?, the soft texture and succulent flavours that emit from our toilet seat shaped little friends are unimaginable until you try one. By now you've probably realised I like polos, and I couldn't content myself without combining polos with a new master money-making plan.
Here's how you do it-
-Work your way up the business ladder until you become the ultimate leader of the polo clan.
-Increase the production of polo's tenfold until you're earning in excess of £1 million pounds an hour.
-Combine different flavours to create the ULTIMATE POLO
-Become a billionaire in a matter of weeks.
Buy out all the other major mint brands and create a total polo dictatorship (a bit like Hitler coming to power), from here you're ready to rule the confectionary world.
Not only are Polo mints the leading sweet brand in the world, you'll be 'minted'!
*Please Note- The reference to Hitler was merely a comparison between the polo uprising and his, and is in no way supporting or reasoning his personality or atrocities.
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