Imagine having a house built out of gold!, Or a gold- plated car!, or a gold plated toilet seat! All within the realms of possibility if you follow my simple steps here. First, where do you rob the gold from?, the answer......The underground vault of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York. Now unlike my post about Scotland, the US is the complete opposite with regards to security, so extra care is needed on this mission. They won't let you storm in, steal all the gold and wave goodbye. They'll get a few hundred Apaches on your arse.
This mission is all about timing and patience. You get a middle man to get a job at McDonalds, he can feed you (not literally) information about when the new burger is due to be released, and you can co-ordinate your attack for that day. They'll all be in Mcdonald's why you waltz into the bank, catch the lift down to the vault, steal all the gold in a few hundred lorries, drive to the port, load it onto your pre-prepared ship and there you have it, you're a billionaire.
DIFFUCULTY RATING- 9/10
Closing Comments- The only snag to this plan is when they all come out of Mcdonald's and realise all their gold has gone, but hey, you could always hide in Pakistan!, they love hiding convicts....
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