A quick glance at the title is enough to qualify a ' what the hell' or something along them lines but actually falling down a deep hole is a masterstroke and is actually a brilliant plan in becoming a millionaire (providing you're the only one who falls down the hole, the Chilean miners have to share out the money).
Now in order to complete this scheme with maximum efficiency I suggest hiring a JCB digger, you're gonna need one big hole. (and no sexual jokes inserted here).
I suggest a hole deep enough so you've no way of climbing back out of it, now even if you are a experienced Mount Everest pioneer. Dig the hole in your back garden, scream when you hear your neighbour come back home 11 days later, she'll call the emergency services, they'll (hopefully) get you back out and the papers will be hammering on your door for the story of how you fell in and ate soggy worms for over a week!, a film will soon be made about you (admittedly low budget) and you'll write an autobiography (which will be about just as popular as Tony Blair's), but hey, you'll be richer right?
DIFFUCULTY RATING- 5/10
Closing Comments- Unless you're a f*****g retard it shouldn't be hard to hire a digger and blast a gaping hole in your garden, the hard part for many will be jumping in!, and for the 'overweight' people out there, I'd rather not be held accountable for an earthquake. It you don't hold a driving license there I'm afraid a shovel will have to do!
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