Once upon a time.......

W..... a rarely used letter, 'willy', 'waddle' and 'wanker' being the only words that string to mind, used in an everyday situation.

Then two pop up at once....'wanker' and 'wanker'

The story of two W's.....' Will' and 'Whe' ( admittadly shortened)

Will, a gay bike rider, recognised by rodent characteristics and a odd obsession with dairy products, is the first W to be crowned officially as a 'wanker'.
The second, Whe, a bald aged guy, can be recognised by a odd obsession to flee the establishment whenever a 'official' looking guy approaches. (ahem.ofsted.ahem)

You add these two characters together (a bit like putting fruit in a blender), and the specimen created happens to be a whole department!, a achievement in itself. Among the organisms created in this artificial blend happens to be a frail, ill- contorted female going by the nickname of K. A ravaged Japanese prisoner of war, she was transported back to England, for the primary purposes of putting ticks on a sheet ( converted to X's when she met the two W's.)....another creation was BSN, a mystery marker, who I've attributed the name of BiSexualNobody, fitting in with the gender tastes of the two W's.

This mystery marker is currently in hiding, most probably round one of the W's dens or hidden in K's handbag. (not a quick-quotes quill)

Now, under each layer of schooling, there is a conspiracy. The one above is a shocking yet proven realisation of what our children may have to face in many year's time......

.......Let's just hope BSN has shown his true identity by then....
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