Osama Bin Laden, before his slaying, had a £5 million pound bounty on his head. Imagine if you'd found out he was living at that compound before the Us of A. You'd be loaded. So today's suggestion: Find another International Terrorist! (Despite many appeals I'm afraid Tony Blair and George Bush still don't come under this category). Now here's how you do it:
- Employ a computer genius and get him a job in the US government.
- Let him hack all their databases and find out the 'suspected' locations of terrorists and more importantly how much money they're worth.
- Get him to send all the information back to you.
- Take your pick!
Now, you have to be clever in your choice, don't pick Mazam Al Squiah just because he sounds weird (that was a made up name), pick the one worth the most, even if his name is Justin Bieber (highly unlikely), the US have posters of him in the White House. It's likely his name will be along the lines of Garazh ill Bomben.
Set off on your own, to find the f*c*i*g Asshole and blast his head off. Easy as 1,2,3 for a guy that can't count. One slight hitch, he has the whole of the Middle East on his side.
DIFFUCULTY RATING- 9/10
Closing Comments- The Middle East, good for nothing but oil....and sand. If you can't get to your chosen terrorist because they're all too busy rioting and throwing stones at each other, just start screaming 'viva la revolution' and you'll be friends in no time.....
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