Fatties: The Full Report Part 2/3

They say a fat man never forgets his way to Burger King, just like a emo never forgets the way to the nearest blade. Fat people are unfortunately a part of everyday life, jamming up elevators, getting stuck in shop doors and in their most destructive moment, sinking the Titanic (the iceberg was just the cover story).
In between the anorexic and the colossal lie the normal sized human beings who have been starved of vital resources due to the greed and damaging aurora of the fat.
Thanks to the 40st monsters that prowl our streets, there are millions of people in Africa starving to death. The sheer ignorance and cruelness of our fatties has led to millions of deaths since the turn of the century overseas.
I say, as revenge we starve the fatties. Not so it leads to their deaths ( a little cruel ) but enough to make them realise the pain they're causing overseas whilst they scoff themselves with Angus Whoppers.
You see, fat people bring nothing to society except from a crowded NHS list and a goddamn few earthquakes, the most recent of which caused upto 20,000 deaths in Japan, all because Adele got in a strop when her diamonds went missing.
Now, fat celebrities are the worst. They not only scoff themselves with endless fat but they're loaded as well. Why, instead of buying out a fast-food chain do they not donate money to charity?

But in our world the fat prevails. The fat get everything, whilst the thin flounder. Check back in the next few days for part three and the shocking revelations listed below:

-Was the London Tube bombing caused by a bomb or a 50st giant farting?
-Was Osama Bin Laden killed by a US Navy Seal team or sat on by his bodyguard

This and more in the final installment of PM POPE's Fatties revelations.

Please Note - Any fat people that disagree and can untangle their hands from their rolls of gruesome fucking flab can email pmpope16@hotmail.co.uk, please note terms and conditions apply.



People over 40st are not obliged in any way to contact me or my associates and could face criminal prosecution if necessary. Please note your weight when sending any emails, any people suspected of giving bogus measurements will be reported to the Police. Don't worry, your facebook pics will say it all.