Now that i've completed and published my fatties report I feel it's time to extend more into fatties but relating to the overall aim of this site, provide unbiased financial instruction.
This has led me on to today's idea! Sell human body fat, disgusting yet beneficial, and here's the plan:
1- Find a fatty that wants to shed a few pounds.
2- Give him loads of morphine and put his stomach in a shredder.
3- Shred the unwanted fat off
4- Tie him/her back together.
Now you've done the hardest and most gruesome part it's time to sell the fat. There are a number of potential buyers and uses:
1- Zoo's for animal consumption
2- Haribo sweets
3- Deep frie's grease oil
4- Cleaning Products
You see, human fat can be beneficial in certain cases, yet ninety per cent of the time it just causes natural disasters. Today i've at least done some justice to our fatties and opened up a new avenue, for them to get slim, and you to get rich!
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